Mustache, mustache where can you be?
“I’m there on your face – for all to see”
But you aren’t even close to being fully grown.
“I’m there on your face – for you to own”
Mustache, mustache where have you been?
“I’ve been around the world, and back again”
But I’ve seen you in my mirror – back home.
“I won’t ever leave you – I never will roam”
I’ve been to Hawaii, were you there too?
“I was right there also – probably with you”
The French Riviera, and Rio D?
“I’ve been to all those places – quiet a sight to see!”
I went to other places, too numerous to name
“So did I – and that’s what I’ll proclaim”
I guess I wasn’t anyplace without you being there
“And you wont go anyplace – and to that I swear”