Feet are funny, don’t you think?
I, even, have a pair
They’re big and fat or small and skinny
But, first of all, they’re bare
Some people like them big and fat
I prefer them small.
For, if you have them big like that
They will not fit at all
Into your shoes, or in your socks
It hardly matters which.
‘cause if your toes are big, like rocks
It really is a bitch!
To get them into anything
Especially shoes and socks
Though time you spend may finally bring
Redemption (or a pox!!!)